Two more years, perverts
In creepy calendar news MIley Cyrus celebrated her 16th birthday at Disneyland while the park was shut down. The Hannah Montana (not to be confused with Hannah North Dakota) had the park shut down so...
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Get ready for the Hall of Evil Presidents
If you conspiracy theorists out there are looking for proof that Disney has stumbled onto a transdimensional portal to an evil, parallel universe and plans to secretly exploit this at their theme...
View ArticleThe McBournie Minute: Disney vs. the handicapped
Every corner of the U.S. is feeling the effects of the weak economy, and the Happiest Place on Earth is no exception. Though Disney as a company continues to do well, Disneyland and Walt Disney World...
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Spoonfuls of sugar ruled ineffective without medicine
Thanks to moronic Orange County parents, the last sound their children may hear is a barber shop quartet. From its now unrecognizable Main Street to the mid-century Americana-themed Frontierland,...
View ArticleGoose poop attack at Disneyland
Animals are out to ruin your summer. That includes those big summer trip plans you’ve made. Disneyland became a scene of horror and panic last Friday night when a flock of geese attacked the most...
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